 Eternity. One turn at a time. |  Behold! The mystic sign! |
 Timeless wisdom. In shirt form. |  The triumphant re-imagining of the shirt that started it all! |
 An infinite universe of fun! |  2009 Edition |
 An ode to the old ways. |  The return. |
 The Lich is Back! |  A Comprehensive Assessment |
 Not That I Have Met Her |  (provided I had sufficient mana). |
 The shirt that makes a person feel wanted. |  This black shirt with white letters has a word on it. |
 We only want to help. |  Never be at a loss for words again. |
 Let me tell you how we get down. |  This garment is an opportunity to educate others. |
 Come to a realm where the rock flows uninhibited. |  And some people think that's unfair. |
 Take the second skull in, and move it down. |  How effective was it? |
 The King Of Sidescrolling Action Shooter RPGs is BACK! |  Inspired By True Events |
 Wear the heroic tale of brave Sir Leeroy. |  Celebrate this cherished manuever! |
 It is! It totally is. |  A new shirt - of mysterious origin. |
 Viva Another Kind Of Revolution. |  Crowbars are great! |
 For a limited time, I am making my Epic Wang available. |  Wear your heart on your sleeve. Or shirt, or whatever. |
 We ask that you please not insert anything else. |  Without it, you've got nothing. |
 Just in case you didn't already know. |  Choose... But choose wisely. |
 The triumphant return! |  Pride, Honor, etc. |
 I must stress that this is not an acronym! |  Best Code Ever - 2001, 2003, and 2004 says Code Magazine. |