 How do we know that Wil Wheaton believes his motto, "Don't be a dick?" To date, he hasn't sued Jesus for using it. |  Have you ever encountered the grim reaper on your paper route? We have a shirt for you. |
 We only want to help. |  We only want to help. |
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 This garment is an opportunity to educate others. |  This garment is an opportunity to educate others. |
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 And some people think that's unfair. |  Take the second skull in, and move it down. |
 How effective was it? |  The triumphant re-imagining of the shirt that started it all! |
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 Viva Another Kind Of Revolution. |  Crowbars are great! |
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 We ask that you please not insert anything else. |  Without it, you've got nothing. |
 Just in case you didn't already know. |  Choose... But choose wisely. |
 The triumphant return! |  Pride, Honor, etc. |
 I must stress that this is not an acronym! |  Best Code Ever - 2001, 2003, and 2004 says Code Magazine. |